I couldn’t help myself on this pun — er, one. Certainly it’s not nearly as good as what the master, Brad Guigar, is able to write on a regular basis, but it was something I couldn’t get out of my head. Ever since the Madoff scandal, every time I hear or read “Ponzi scheme” this joke pops into my consciousness. I grew up watching The Fonz and probably have seen every episode of “Happy Days” over the course of my life, so this was a bit of a tribute, too. Now, hopefully, I can move on!
You may be beginning to notice a pattern here: What do superheroes do when they don’t have a secret identity? What kinds of jobs do they go for, and can they keep them?
Of course not.
Hopefully that’s where the fun begins.