Page 34 – Moronic Mnemonic

Yes, that’s our Mindover Man, messing up song lyrics to use his powers effectively. He’s a prize, folks.

On a different superhero note, everyone needs to go see “The Incredible Hulk” next weekend — not so much for the Hulk’s sake, but for Superman’s sake. Hang on, it’ll make sense in a minute. Reports out there say the moronic execs at Warner Bros. are looking at how this Hulk does, especially in comparison to the Ang Lee “art film” from five years ago. That movie, just like the atrocity that was “Superman Returns” failed to meet the high expectations of the studio. That’s because in both cases, the directors had to indulge in their own “creative vision” and warp the characters and stories from what made them beloved by fans for decades. Marvel’s film studio went out on a limb and rebooted the Hulk franchise, and Warners is reportedly looking at Hulk’s results to see if that’s what should be done with Superman.

Thus, for the sake of a GOOD Superman movie, we need a big box-office run for the big green guy.


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